shadowsandregretsss:


cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

(Source: amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire, via idonthaveaboner)

naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

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(via idonthaveaboner)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal)

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

(via thats-so-meme)

allmonds:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET THERE IS NO REASON TO KEEP UP WITH THE INTERNET I HAVE FOUND THE BEST OF THE BEST

allmonds:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET THERE IS NO REASON TO KEEP UP WITH THE INTERNET I HAVE FOUND THE BEST OF THE BEST

(Source: zenigata, via alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal)

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

(via ineedanewurlll)

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

(Source: collegehumor, via heintzcr)

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

image

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

image

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

image
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

image

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard, via nicky-savestheday)

plannedconfusion:

but he’s so happy! 😩😂

plannedconfusion:

but he’s so happy! 😩😂

(Source: dogshame, via paracosmicdelight)

zooborns:

Snapping Turtles are first born in any zoo or aquarium

Eight Northern Australian Snapping Turtles hatched at the National Aquarium are the first of this species ever hatched in any zoo.

Read more about this monumental birth at Zooborns.

(via lookatthislittlething)